Quotes About Shoes

I am always surprised by who wears my shoes. This is a good thing. There is no type of woman, but all my women like to feel feminine. They are women who are happy to be women.

It's what I call the haute couture, high-end version of fear perfectionism. It's just fear in really good shoes. But it's still fear.

I could design an $800 shoe line it's easy. You use the best materials and you can make beautiful shoes. It's easier than making great shoes for $90.

My happiness is measured in Inches, 2, 4, 6, 8, .... I LOVE SHOES TOO MUCH.

Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand.

Like at home, I don't wear heels. But everywhere else I go, I wear heels.

Im just a normal person. Its not like I come home and think about opera. My thoughts are about completely other things. Shoes! Dresses! Expensive ones: with a pretty silhouette, beautiful fabrics.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

Why you'll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.

There are only two kinds of women in the world, those who love shoes and those who had the misfortune to be born without the ability to experience total bliss on finding a pair of perfectly designed pumps in the right size at half price.

The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

I want to write a book about shoes that's full of footnotes.

Track coach Bill Bowerman decided that his team needed better, lighter running shoes. So he went out to his workshop and poured rubber into the family waffle iron. That's how Nike's famous waffle sole was born.‡

The Parisians looked at each other constantly but were more curious about each other's shoes than their sexual availability.

Seem like a lot of people wear shoes they can't walk in.

A shoe that fits one person pinches another.