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Quotes About Dick

I've been impressed with Rick Guzman and his commitment to the residents of Aurora since I first met him many years ago.
~ Dick Durbin
Dick Moss, my agent. Dick became my agent in 1979 when I signed my contract with the Houston Astros.
~ Nolan Ryan
It means I know you, Adrien with an e , and I know you get reckless when you're impatient. You're paying for this investigation, and I'll keep you apprised every step of the way, but if you even think about going rogue on this one, I'm turning in my fedora and you can hire some other dick." I don't want any other dick . I closed my mouth on that one—metaphorically speaking—and said, "I don't know why the hell everyone seems to think I'm so reckless—
~ Josh Lanyon
Elena looked in her rearview mirror and tried on a sympathetic, we're-all-in-this-together smile. Meh. This part would be a pain in the ass. Cops and egos. Tough recipe. Add in a dollop of territorial bullshit and customary dick swinging plus the rarity of landing a single murder case let alone a double murder, and Elena expected a shitshow of epic proportions.
~ Harlan Coben
So you were going to shoot him," Dick says. "That's some badass fucking therapy, you guys. Damn! Strict Freudian, huh?
~ Michael Chabon
They call him Stormy Monday, but he's kind of a dick every single day.
~ Michael Connelly
Before he went to sleep, I told him a little story about a rabbit we saw run around the beach house we rented.
~ Dick Bruna
I look down. Ryodan's dick is as big as mine. "Why the bloody hell don't you wear underwear?" To an Unseelie prince, an exposed male dick is a call to battle. "They chafe. Too small and confining." "Fuck you," I say.
~ Karen Marie Moning
You know the best thing about Donkey Kong ?" Sadie asked. "That it's named for the villain? The innovative use of barrels as weapons?" "The necktie," she said. "It's brilliant design. Without it, the question of his dick would always be hanging out there ." "Literally.
~ Gabrielle Zevin
My wish is to bring the troops home as quickly as possible.
~ Dick Durbin
It being the first time in his life that he had touched female fingers under water, Dick duly registered the sensation as rather a nice one.
~ Thomas Hardy
What makes you think I'm scared?" "City dicks always are." "How do you know I 'm a city dick?" "Well, we're in a city. And you're a dick, aren't you?
~ Gayle Forman
The rap sheet of a dick. Dicks kill as much as anyone. I do try to keep mine nonviolent. The smirk that crossed her face felt good. It's got some punch. Thanks, darling. I'd love to punch you later. You always want to punch me. That's love for you. Amused, she angled her head, studied him. Maybe I'll punch you back. Here's hoping.
~ J.D. Robb
It totally was elitist,' Julia says. 'So? There's nothing wrong with elitist. Some stuff is better than other stuff; pretending it's not doesn't make you open-minded, it just makes you a dick.
~ Tana French
I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.
~ Dick Van Dyke
He brought down Michael Chabon's The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay and Jay Cantor's Krazy Kat, then grabbed an omnibus volume of Dick. "And this is the book that inspired the film we saw tonight." Tess stifled a laugh, but not the surge of affection behind it. Where some might have seen an almost woeful ignorance
~ Laura Lippman
Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct. You, said Scarly. I hate you so much my dick is hard.
~ Warren Ellis
She caught a whiff of man-scent piss from where Easy had tucked the undershirt next to his dick.
~ Charles Harvey
I stepped through the doors of the SA Café with a borrowed copy of Isaac Asimov's I, Robot in my hand, expecting to find more of the same, only to find Philip K. Dick sitting at a table, obsessing over Gnostic demiurges and ersatz realities, Robert A. Heinlein across from him, spouting libertarian aphorisms but paying for Dick's coffee.
~ Hal Duncan
And now the power of Christ is gonna compel you...to choke on my motherfucking dick.
~ Tim Seeley
Quentin wondered what heaven would be like for Penny. Probably in heaven you were always right and you never had to stop talking. God, he could be a dick where Penny was concerned. Probably in heaven you had hands.
~ Lev Grossman
John and Yoko referred to themselves in the third person as Liz and Dick—Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton—whenever I went out with them.
~ Jann S. Wenner
I actually grew up in the 'burbs - New Rochelle, specifically, most famously home to Rob and Laura Petrie of 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
~ Joshua Malina
The frogs hopping indoors agree that we are on a prison planet. They themselves are frog criminals that were convicted of doing frog crimes.
~ Philip K. Dick