Quotes About Women

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

Girls shouldn't worry about being the equal of men in the business world.

Our history suggests that women will continue to show the world how to be friends.

Picasso] loved...women for the sexual, carnivorous impulses they aroused in him. Mixing blood and sperm, he exalted women in his paintings, imposed his violence on them, and sentenced them to death once he felt their mystery had been discharged and the sexual power they instilled in him had dulled... Women were his prey. He was the Minotaur. These were bloody, indecent bullfights from which he always emerged the dazzling victor.

I'm an expert in homo sapiens behavior. They can rationalize anything. Take war. They'll bankrupt their economies, sacrifie the best of their young, unleash a bloodbath that impresses even me, at the expense of providing shelter, food, and medicine for their own people. Compared to that, the sale of a few women is trivial.

Relationships with women were difficult enough; try factoring in being undead.

Ya se que hay mujeres que son eso y nada más. Pero hay otras, la mayoría, que no son eso, y otras más, que aunque lo sean, son además otra cosa, un ser humano complicado, egocéntrico, extremadamente sensible

I love talking about women because they are a constant study and you're always learning.

Because of the thinness of fashionable gowns, it was estimated that at least eighteen thousand women dropped dead of cold during the English winters.

On Satan the color red is one thing; on women, it is altogether another

All the tears women shed, they leave no mark on the world.

I'm not that big a fan of marriage as an institution and I don't know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings.

When I was in my early 20s, I had my hair permed. Bad idea! It turned into total frizz. My advice to women is, if you have nice hair already, don't get a perm, leave your hair alone!

In my experience, the unmarried women are the smartest.

You don't know nothing about me. Or the life I've had. You're so quick to judge, like all the other women. Women are the worst, you know. Worse than men. I think it's because, secretly, they all know in their hearts they could be me.

I have always thought that if women's hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.

They are clean, dressed and coiffed neatly, and seem serene. They look and act like "normal" shoppers, gamblers, dawdlers, and visitors, but "they" are solo homeless women—mainly over forty years of age and surprisingly well educated—who blend into polite society.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember

Students relished times when Reacting games careened into absurdity, such as when a young woman, as a Ming scholar, delivered a persuasive speech on why women should not speak in public, or when a disciple of Gandhi denounced modernity while referring to notes on his iPad.

Waist-to-Height Table WOMEN Ratio less than 35: abnormally slim to underweight Ratio 35 to 42: extremely slim Ratio 42 to 46: slender and healthy Ratio 46 to 49: healthy Ratio 49 to 54: overweight Ratio 54 to 58: extremely overweight/obese Ratio over 58: highly obese MEN Ratio less than 35: abnormally slim to underweight Ratio 35 to 43: extremely slim Ratio 43 to 46: slender and healthy

He lambasted warmongering conservatives "going to bible study 3 times a week . . . blessing the bombs we drop on women and children . . . and cursing the godlessness of this culture.