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Quotes About Women

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
~ Rita Mae Brown
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
~ Erma Bombeck
The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.
~ Betty Grable
I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.
~ Rita Mae Brown
T requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women.
~ Marquis de Sade
The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating.
~ Henry Louis Mencken
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided: 1. That dear old soul; 2. That old woman; 3. That old witch.
~ Marcus Aurelius
Set your expectations high; find men and women whose integrity and values you respect; get their agreement on a course of action; and give them your ultimate trust.
~ Unknown
Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases, not for silly rich American women who should be learning how to darn socks.
~ Sigmund Freud
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
~ Dan Castellaneta
Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.
~ Garrison Keillor
The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Women, and young men, are very apt to tell what secrets they know, from the vanity of having been trusted.
~ Lord Chesterfield
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
~ Mae West
Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
~ Yasmine Bleeth
When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but they never ask the women and children what they think.
~ Unknown
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
~ Saint Augustine
A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.
~ John Gray
We are volcanoes. When we women offer our experience as our truth, as human truth, all the maps change. There are new mountains.
~ Unknown
The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.
~ Oscar Wilde
I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women.
~ Confucius
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
~ Monty Python
Pornography is the instruction. Rape is the practice, battered women are the practice, and battered children are the practice.
~ Gloria Steinem
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
~ Elayne Boosler