Quotes About Baseball

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

I just hope Sammy (Sosa) gets the attention he deserves. Not only has he hit sixty-two homers, but he has carried us. He is without doubt the MVP of the National League.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

October: that's when they pay off for playing ball.

Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it.

My main objective is to prepare candidates for professional baseball; however, the majority of our graduates will go home as much better qualified amateurs.

I grew up with baseball; I played in Little League and went to games with my dad. But I, as I grew up, became more of a basketball fanatic than a baseball one.

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.