Quotes About Gender

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

A bit of sniffles and men are more work than a brood of babies.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.

If you raise a daughter to be both independent and an excellent marksman, you have to accept the fact that your control over her actions is at an end.

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.

The difference between a man and a woman is whether to ask for directions.

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

Mrs. Charlotte Phelan's Guide to Husband-Hunting, Rule Number One: a pretty, petite girl should accentuate with makeup and good posture. A tall plain one, with a trust fund.

Let us leave pretty women to men without imagination.

I never wanted to express my independence by dressing in a particularly masculine way or appear particularly boyish.

. . . is it to be understood that the principles of the Declaration of Independence bear no relation to half of the human race?

I don't like rules, especially the unwritten ones that say I need to let myself be controlled by my man.

I think the important thing about my appointment is not that I will decide cases as a woman, but that I am a woman who will get to decide cases.

It seems to me that the fact that I am a woman is a bigger issue than the fact that I'm from the East. For me it isn't really important. I've only ever known myself as a woman.

Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!

feminism is for everybody

To you I am neither man nor woman. I come before you as an author only. It is the sole standard by which you have a right to judge me--the sole ground on which I accept your judgment.

There's room for boys' and girls' football in the world-that's what I believe.

The world wants to define me by my mammary glands and melanin. It is just fascinating that Michael Mann has never been asked what it is like to be a white male filmmaker.

I never thought a basketball shoe would be named after a woman, let alone me.

I never dreamed about one day becoming Secretary of State. It's not that I was modest; it's just that I had never seen a Secretary of State in a skirt.