Quotes About Gender

The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands.

There was danger in her tone. "Am I really? Why should that be exceptional? A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command the world mutters darkly about her moods.

The reason men have nipples is because all embryos start off as females in the womb.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q: Why do men fart more frequently than women? A: Because women don't stay quiet long enough to build up the pressure.

Women were born to serve and not to question the workings of gods or men. The blood and pain of women had always sustained the Earth, and would ever thus.

I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished.'

I do not know if God will reveal Him, Her, or Itself to me as a craggy old African man with a long white beard, or a mature, Rubenesque woman barely concealed by clouds, or as some kind of mollusk.

the learned holy men knew more of sacred things than this wild woman of the camps who wore her hair at shoulder length and fared forth dight in hose and doublet like a man

That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can.

I do feel like I'm a tomboy at heart, so I have an easy time working with guys.

I dress like a boy most of the time because I like what's comfortable, so sometimes when I have to wear dresses and makeup, it's kind of comedic.

A lot of time it is hard to break into the commercial world and that has only to do with money and that has nothing to do with being female or male.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

When girls are asking themselves 'Who am I?' for the first time and they hear all this bad PR about math, they think, 'Well, whoever I am, I'm not somebody who likes math.'

We have been in the process of reprogramming men and the way they are raised for a long time.

There weren't roles for females in comedies for a really long time.

I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time. When Pierce Brosnan retires, why not one of us?

Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)

As the only girl growing up for a long time with only boys, as you pointed out, it seems like I was always surrounded by guys. There was this sense in which my female body was a problem.

The average full-time working male works more than a full-time working female.