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Quotes About Gender

"My lige lady, generally," quod he,"Wommen desiren have sovereyneteeAs well over hir housbond as hir love."
~ Geoffrey Chaucer
By God, if women had written stories, As clerks had within here oratories, They would have written of men more wickedness Than all the mark of Adam may redress.
~ Geoffrey Chaucer
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
~ Geoffrey Gorer
And I'm glad to see that all three clients are male. Not that the females can't be corrupted, I've just always found the males more amenable to temptation. The males have always had all the power, so that does much to explain it. As they say: Easy pickings.
~ Geoffrey Wood
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
~ George Balanchine
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse
~ George Bernard Shaw
It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
~ George Carlin
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
~ George Carlin
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
~ George Carlin
He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
~ George Carlin
It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.
~ George Clooney
However, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
~ George Eliot
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
~ George Eliot
And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.
~ George Eliot
Males and farts. Any species, any planet, didn't matter.
~ Ilona Andrews
You rose because hundreds of years ago, when a woman entered a room full of men, she wasn't exactly safe. Especially if she was beautiful or had holdings. Our magic is just as deadly, but physically, an average male is stronger than an average woman, so when a woman entered the room, men who knew her stood up to indicate that they would shield her from danger. The three of you just declared yourself my protectors." They
~ Ilona Andrews
Have you ever noticed, Oscar, that when people say, 'You're a smart woman', what they really mean to say is 'But I am smarter'?
~ Ilona Andrews
They say a hundred-and-thirty-pound woman has no chance against an athletic two-hundred-pound man. That's a lie. You just have to make a decision to hurt him and then do it.
~ Ilona Andrews
Vincent rolled his eyes. "I can't believe I have to say this. You there, dashing male secretary! Drop the frying pan.
~ Ilona Andrews
Woman wants control, man self-control .
~ Immanuel Kant
Second among the crimina carnis contra naturam is intercourse sexus homogenii/ where the object of sexual inclination continues, indeed, to be human, but is changed since the sexual congress is not heterogeneous but homogeneous, i.e., when a woman satisfies her impulse on a woman, or a man on a man.
~ Immanuel Kant