Quotes About Gender

I think a woman can have all of the ideas and mental pictures. She can be a real planner and a motivator. But in the end, I think a woman does best when she responds to a man.

Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann represent an existential threat to the Democratic Party the way that twenty years ago Clarence Thomas as a black man represented to liberals and the Democratic Party.

I do believe female directors, as well as our female writer, can bring out male vulnerability that some men can't because they can't face it.

If men found out how to give birth to children they'll never propose again.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.

I cried myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because men leered and disrespected me.

The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.

A woman's passion is not the measure of a man's love.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

In a matriarchy men should be encouraged to take it easy, for most women prefer live husbands to blocks of shares and seats on the board.

Women keep no secrets, and I know many men, who are women in this regard.

If Serena Williams played the men's circuit she'd be like 700 in the world.

I am glad so many women singers are being heard in music today. It is healthy for music . . . healthy because it means a lot of men are listening!

A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.

With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.

I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.

The man's world must become a man's and a woman's world. Why are we afraid?

Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.