Quotes About Gender

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

I grew up with four brothers, and in the back of my head I feel pretty masculine. It's always funny when I hear recordings of my voice, because it's so deep when I hear it in my head.

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

One of the many things I want to do is dig us out of that hole so that guys, in particular, can go: "Oh, yeah. Those people are really funny. I've seen that person. It's a woman. They are funny."

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with you.

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife

I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I'm okay in that respect." "Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time.

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men - it fixes everything

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

Could he actually be a decent guy?Hard to imagine.He was pretty to look at, though, she thought. Boys weren't objectified nearly enough, and turnabout is always fair play.

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

If we want scientists and engineers in the future, we should be cultivating the girls as much as the boys.