Quotes About Sweat pants

I don't want anyone to get seriously hurt. But I do watch awards shows to critique the clothes while I sit around eating chips in my sweat pants and in hopes of seeing some hilarious accidental nudity.

Wouldn't life be wonderful if sweat pants were sexy, mondays mornings were fun, if junk food had no calories, all kisses were magical, life was always worth living for, and love never hurt anyone?