Quotes About Observation

and debris, and her husband and I settled back, sucking on toothpicks like a pair of feudal lords. This may sound sexist and insensitive and politically incorrect—and it is—but I had long since

How can you eat anything with eyes?

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best

I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -Will Rogers

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.

His point: you don't have to travel the world to see the ways we mistreat one another; it's as close as the street outside our windows.

We've been watching your kind, noting it all down, putting it in our order pads while you snort in your trough. It may be fragmented, it may not be prettified, it may not be in the Grand Tradition, but let me tell you--it's ours and we're ready to publish!

As the psychologist Professor Brian Little writes, 'All individuals are essentially scientists erecting and testing their hypotheses about the world and revising them in the light of their experience.

My mom's never been married. I've never even seen my mom kiss a dude.

I think the best pictures are often on the edges of any situation, I don't find photographing the situation nearly as interesting as photographing the edges.

I have never seen a public man who more quickly, shrewdly, efficiently got through a pile of Sunday newspapers than Calvin Coolidge. I was interested in his skill. It revealed a sharp mind, a lively set of brains. He rose abruptly after his morning stint of reading, walked out of the smoking-room without saying a word; indeed he had passed less than a dozen syllables during the hour and a half while we sat watching him above the rims of our papers.

One who can see without seeming to see-- That's an observer as good as three.