Quotes About Observation

I will take the subway and look at certain women and think 'God, that woman's story will never be told. How come that lady doesn't get a movie about her?'

Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act.

Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'

There's nobody better to tell you who's a man and who isn't than a woman. Women will spot manliness, or lack of it, faster than any man will. If you really want to know... It's just the way it is.

Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe, or to lay out for observation.

The eye is the casement at which the heart generally looks out. Many a woman who will not show herself at the door, has tipt the sly, the intelligible wink from the window.

When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.

An' I learned about women from 'er.

Under her high brows, she eyed him straight on and straight across. She had gone to girls' schools, he recalled later. Those girls looked straight at you.

She ignored my observation. This generally happens with me. Show me a woman, I sometimes say, and I will show you someone who is going to ignore my observations.

You have to understand something about girls, Mick. You see 'em in the winner's circle, but you'll never find horseshit on their shoes.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Believe me, men never stare at women, its they who steal our attention - Ramana Pemmaraju

Men were stupid to forget what good sleuths women could be.

Dear God, he prayed irreverently, was her blouse even legal?

I noticed a phenomenon that doesn't often happen toa man: several women turned round as he passed them.

Ah! A man who doesn't know how to watch love is so silly. You really need a lesson.

It's both a blessing and a curse to see a woman's beauty!

My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.

The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.

I love doing standup, but I love watching it more. Watching people like Michelle Buteau or Baron Vaughn get up and do their thing - that is what comedy can be like.

I think any good standup or actor is part philosopher, part psychologist and sociologist, because you're constantly recreating behaviors.