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Quotes About Bears

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
~ Bill Bryson
She always set three alarms for fear that the first employees to arrive would discover her sleeping - a Goldilocks without her bears
~ Billie Letts
Unfortunately," she admitted. "MacKilligans aren't allowed in Siberia. There was an incident." "With the bears?" "Oh, no." She placed her head on his shoulder, snuggling close, before admitting, "Not with the bears. With everybody.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Oh, my God!" Gwen suddenly burst out, startling the bears in the room, which made the rest of the predators nervous.
~ Shelly Laurenston
I see." Charlie brushed nonexistent lint off her jeans. "Because a honey badger family is not nearly as important as a pack or pride or a teddy bear picnic." "I don't think bears call themselves . . . that.
~ Shelly Laurenston
I have a good mind not to take Aloysius to Venice. I don't want him to meet a lot of horrid Italian bears and pick up bad habits.
~ Evelyn Waugh
At last, the newspapers discovered the Bears. I kept writing articles about upcoming games, and by reading the papers, I learned editors like superlatives. I blush when I think how many times I wrote that the next game was going to be the most difficult of the season or how a new player was the fastest man in the West.
~ George Halas
We shared deep passions. John Hughes movies, the New Romantics, the Chicago Bears. We both loved chicken-flavor Ramen and hated the shrimp flavor. We liked thin-crust pizza over deep dish, and wine over beer, and gin over vodka.
~ Stacey Ballis
It may be chilly outside when Valentine's Day comes, but little bears warm up and send cards to their chums.
~ Stan Berenstain
Even little bears expect a good fright when they go out for treats on Halloween night.
~ Stan Berenstain
On the bus, all the bears were talking about the things they were going to do at school—soccer practice, science projects, music lessons—all kinds of things! H-m-m, thought Brother. Sister
~ Stan Berenstain
Oh well, bears will be bears," said Mr Brown.
~ Michael Bond
I suppose," she said to Paddington as they stepped on the escalator, "we ought really to carry you. It says you're supposed to carry dogs, but it doesn't say anything about bears.
~ Michael Bond
My favorite football team is the Bears because my favorite player is on there, Devin Hester. I love the whole team, though. But that's just my favorite player.
~ Jacob Latimore
Id love a werebear. But I guess you need that seductive element of danger. And though bears can be dangerous, when you say werebear it just sounds kind of cuddly. Probably has a rainbow on his belly.
~ Kandyse McClure
Black bears rarely attack. But here's the thing. Sometimes they do. All bears are agile, cunning, and immensely strong, and they are always hungry. If they want to kill you and eat you, they can, and pretty much whenever they want. That doesn't happen often, but—and here is the absolutely salient point—once would be enough.
~ Bill Bryson
Bears are meant for long lives. . . . they can live more than 30 years. Such a long lifespan testifies to the value of knowledge carefully accumulated and considered.
~ Sy Montgomery
Their bickering erupted in drunken pawing at a party with me providing the background hysterics. I needn't have bothered. Their standoff was the stumbling dance of idiot bears wearing strapped-on antlers they had no idea how to use.
~ Sybil Rosen
He knew how to build a bathhouse and heat the stones. True, his father didn't like to wash. Bears, he'd say, live just fine without any baths.
~ Tatyana Tolstaya
The morning was bright and propitious. Before their departure, mass had been said in the chapel, and the protection of St. Ignatius invoked against all contingent evils, but especially against bears, which, like the fiery dragons of old, seemed to cherish unconquerable hostility to the Holy Church. ("The Legend Of Monte Del Diablo").
~ Bret Harte
The grizzly bears that live in and around Yellowstone make up almost half the population in the lower 48 states, and now those bears are at risk.
~ Lydia Millet
Things need shaking up when American women feel endangered even as Yosemite bears lumber around belching, their eyes glazed with surfeit, their pelts covered in Oreo crumbs.
~ Sandra Tsing Loh
It seems strange that bears, so fond of all sorts of flesh, running the risks of guns and fires and poison, should never attack men except in defense of their young. How easily and safely a bear could pick us up as we lie asleep! Only wolves and tigers seem to have learned to hunt man for food, and perhaps sharks and crocodiles.
~ John Muir
Even bad teams have optimism. You don't want to take away the optimism so early in the season. The Bad News Bears coach wouldn't even tell (his team) that.
~ Jalen Rose