Quotes About Woodchuck

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

They'd drive to just outside Roxbury and meet Burroughs at Woodchuck Lodge, the property he often wrote about in his books and magazine articles.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

its face had taken on an expression which no one ever saw in a woodchuck before.

Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.