Quotes About Turnip

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.

I figure it's almost like a balance. We're eating these wonderful collard greens and turnip greens which are so medicinally good for you and, OK, so what if it has a little ham hock in it?

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I'm a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick)

I am Prince Horace!" "And I'm the Grand Turnip of China!" cutwater snickered. "Dim-witted villains!" shouted the Prince. "I command you to turn us loose.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

Our wants are many, our farthings few; And oft we sleep in the rain and dew! Our evening meal is a turnip stew; In spite of all we're a jolly crew!

In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has.

an ex-tragedy queen named Miss Glynn, who, having no visible external ears, reared a head like a turnip.

I've always liked root vegetables because most of them have a natural sweetness. They have a high fructose content, especially when you cook them and caramelize them in a saute pan. Or you can take a turnip and cook it slowly in the oven until it's browned, and it takes on a kind of sweetness. These vegetables are pretty easy to like.