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Quotes About Testicles

We know very little about the effect of electricity on sharks," the narrator will say, in a deeply scientific voice. "That is why Todd is going to jab this Great While in the testicles with a cattle prod.
~ Dave Barry
They know a million tricks, those novelists. Take Doctor Goebbels; that's how he started out, writing fiction. Appeals to the base lusts that hide in everyone no matter how respectable on the surface. Yes, the novelist knows humanity, how worthless they are, ruled by their testicles, swayed by cowardice, selling out every cause because of their greed - all he's got to do is thump on the drum, and there's his response. And he's laughing, of course, behind his hand at the effect he gets.
~ Philip K. Dick
Yes, the novelist knows humanity, how worthless they are, ruled by their testicles, swayed by cowardice, selling out every cause because of their greed—all he's got to do is thump on the drum, and there's his response. And he laughing, of course, behind his hand at the effect he gets.
~ Philip K. Dick
Dirtside males can be so stupid and arrogant sometimes. What they didn't know was that Ganny had her own set of testicles. She showed them to me once, she kept them in the cryo-freezer.
~ David Gerrold
and may your stalk turn into a chicken and eat your testicles a peck at a time!
~ Colin Falconer
The ram, a huge wooly creature named Hughie, with testicles that hung nearly to the ground like wool-covered footballs, shouldered his massive way into the front rank with a loud and autocratic Bahh!
~ Diana Gabaldon
so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell squarely on my shoulders—or rather, on my testicles.
~ Unknown
I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut), but they smell the same way they always do: like feet and testicles. As opposed to freesias. I don't want to keep sniffing them, Lyd. - Letter from Seb to Lyd.
~ Jaclyn Moriarty
A male human's testicles were the most attractive thing about him, I realized, and vastly unappreciated by humans themselves, who would very often rather look at almost anything else, including smiling faces.
~ Matt Haig
He is a man. He is governed by power and riches and by his testicles.
~ Unknown
Most dog bites to children are delivered by intact males. As the old saying goes, if there are children in the house, there should not be testicles on the dog. Castration of aggressive male dogs is highly recommended as part of any treatment. Castrated
~ Nicholas Dodman