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Quotes About Annoyance

I'm fine," she lied. "You are smelly, annoying, infuriating, and I'm sure your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby, but you are not fine. In fact, if I didn't know better, I would suspect a Levorian Ear Toad had burrowed into your brain.
~ Michael Buckley
Even Henry David Thoreau, not known for kvetching, wrote in The Maine Woods that he was "seriously molested" by bugs.
~ Michael Finkel
What kind of idiot bird sings in the middle of the night?... I wish it'd shut up and let me sleep! - Pirra
~ Michelle Paver
I have to admit I was annoyed. Not physically annoyed, but inside annoyed. That helpless feeling you have when you know you should not be angry because you have to consider how other people are feeling or accept them for what they are, and that it is not your place to say anything. But annoyed because you have not been considered in the whole picture, you are there and that is that. Apologies begin to mean nothing at that point and frustration takes over.
~ Michelle Williams
it is not your words that persuade me. They are as the tedious buzzing of flies in my ear.
~ Mika Waltari
annoyance how the vet's policy of calling out a pet's name rather than that of their owner caused its usual flurry of sniggers.
~ Mike Gayle
When I became a vegan in 1987, in one fell swoop I extended my life expectancy and annoyed most of the people in my life—my mom most of all.
~ Moby
Alle Menschen sind mir in solchem Maße verhasst, dass es mich ärgern würde, wenn ich in ihren Augen weise wäre
~ Moliere
As I was walking to my car, a crow that was sitting on a wall suddenly scooped down and did number two on my head. Luckily I was holding a newspaper on my head at that time because sun was very strong and I didn't want to become tanned. So thanks god my blow-dried hair didn't get spoiled. People say it is a good amen when a bird does potty on you, but I am sorry, what's so good about your head being used as a toilet?
~ Unknown
Author A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting generations to come.
~ Montesquieu
AutoCorrect can go duck itself.
~ Nancy Thayer
That woman grinds my grits, and that's a fact.
~ Unknown
If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.
~ Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Please leave, Pierce thought, glaring at Morrow. Please get out of here so my left leg can jerk in peace.
~ Unknown
It really frosted his donut.
~ Unknown
I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.
~ Neal Stephenson
I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~ Noel Coward
I don't want to die, I want to live and annoy everyone, hence I was doomed to an absolute loneliness.
~ Unknown
A flea and a fly
~ Ogden Nash
Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.
~ Oscar Wilde
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
~ Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
~ Oscar Wilde
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
~ Ovid
What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.
~ P. J. O'Rourke