Quotes About Colada

A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.

If you were in a piña colada-making contest, these optimizations may make all the difference.

And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin piña colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.