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Quotes About Perception

And you can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not, can you?
~ Joseph Heller
That's what Paradise is- never knowing the difference.
~ Joseph Heller
Everyone was always very friendly toward him, and no one was ever very nice; everyone spoke to him, and no one ever said anything.
~ Joseph Heller
As far as I know, I'm the only Captain Yossarian I know, but that's only as far as I know.
~ Joseph Heller
Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew up into the air to drop bombs on them, and it wasn't funny at all
~ Joseph Heller
How much older can you be at your age?
~ Joseph Heller
Nincs mód arra, hogy tényleg mindent tudjunk, ezt is tudta, sÅ't azt is, hogy még azt se tudhatjuk, valóban nincs-e mód arra, hogy tényleg mindent tudjunk.
~ Joseph Heller
he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to the riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall?
~ Joseph Heller
Orr was one of the homeliest freaks Yossarian had ever encountered, and one of the most attractive.
~ Joseph Heller
How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast.
~ Joseph Heller
The only thing going on was a war, and no one seemed to notice but Yossarian and Dunbar. And when Yossarian tried to remind people, they drew away from him and thought he was crazy.
~ Joseph Heller
He had poor eyesight and chronic sinus trouble, which made war especially exciting for him, since he was in no danger of going overseas.
~ Joseph Heller
Se trezi clipind din cauza unei uÈ™oare dureri de cap È™i când deschise ochii v?zu o lume clocotind într-un haos în care totul era în ordinea fireasc?.
~ Joseph Heller
Keep in mind that when we talk of a great painting we are not really talking about anything great. We are talking of only a painting.
~ Joseph Heller
Once when Gold was visiting in Florida,his father drew him across the street just to meet some friends and introduced him by saying,This is my son's brother.The one that never amounted to much.
~ Joseph Heller
The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likeable. In three days no one could stand him.
~ Joseph Heller
What displeased Corporal Whitcomb most about the chaplain, apart from the fact that the chaplain believed in God, was his lack of initiative and aggressiveness.
~ Joseph Heller
Do you know how long a year takes when it's going away?' Dunbar repeated to Clevinger. 'This long.' He snapped his fingers. 'A second ago you were stepping into college with your lungs full of fresh air. Today you're an old man.
~ Joseph Heller
During the day, they avoided him, even Aarfy, and Yossarian understood that they were different people together in daylight than they were alone in the dark.
~ Joseph Heller
But she was a baneful person who spoiled my good days and rejoiced in my bad and who would never allow herself to extol or admire me or to view me as others did in the mythic dimensions of a hero king, or as a huge, monumental figure immortalized on a great pedestal of white marble. And that's another thing...
~ Joseph Heller
Yes, now I see. But I still don't think I understand.
~ Joseph Heller
Nobody asked you what you did say to Yossarian. We asked you what you didn't say to him.
~ Joseph Heller
hands I could deny there were crab apples in my cheeks. Every time someone asked me why I was walking around with crab apples in my cheeks, I'd just open my hands and show them it was rubber balls I was walking around with, not crab apples, and that they were in my hands, not my cheeks. It was a good story. But I never knew if it got across or not, since it's pretty tough to make people understand you when you're talking to them with two crab apples in your cheeks.
~ Joseph Heller
Everyone agreed that Clevinger was certain to go far in the academic world. In short, Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains, and everyone knew it except those who soon found it out.
~ Joseph Heller