Quotes About Perception

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign language

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

Fooey! The porchlight is burnt out, and I can't see whether it's dark outside or not.

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

Men are physically stronger than women, but they are rarely more ruthless or as effective at gathering information.

The bride seemed genuinely happy showing off her new husband, and her friends were too polite to ask if he was the best unemployed baboon she could find.

We all find reasons to accept sugary fables and ignore unwelcome tidings.

La sagesse procurait rarement des réponses, elle se contentait de redéfinir les questions.

They say," Ogi remarked, " that happiness is pretending you always wanted what you're getting.

Her father did look tired, almost as if he were sitting in shadow when everyone around him was in sunshine.