Quotes About Perception

Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet.

Men suck. - Not all men. Just the really good ones.

That's it! When you come to know men, that's how they are: too sensitive in the wrong place.

The real tragedy of England, as I see it, is the tragedy of ugliness. The country is so lovely: the man-made England is so vile.

A boil on a man's neck is more important to him than 40 floods in India

Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

And now - Plato's words mock me in the shadows on the ledge behind the flames: '...the men of the cave would say of him that up he went and down he came without his eyes.

All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious.

When a person goes to a country and finds their newspapers filled with nothing but good news, he can bet there are good men in jail.

A friend often says I'm an old man in a young man's husk. I like that. I am old-fashioned in some ways.

Those things [t hydraulic penises and prosthetic butts and all that] can be what's genuinely shocking about the movie [Swiss Army Man] because people wouldn't expect to be moved by any of it.

I like women who are so real that they become as cowardly as certain men, as heroic as others and as sexual and dominating as men can be. And as you can imagine everything I do is [misunderstood].

The way the world sees women vs. men is a subject that really interests me.

Women really like the horses, more so than men.

Illy [Ray Illingworth] had the man-management skills of Basil Fawlty

Men are always looking for what's better and women are just looking for what works.

I don't think anyone who has ever counted drinking amongst their hobbies has never kissed a man.

In my experience of women, women have a greater capacity. Maybe women, even very pragmatic ones, are less guarded about showing emotions.

In the U.S., oddly, we have images of men as arrogant and aggressive.

You are getting too old for this. A man is as old as he feels, woman! And how old do you feel? About ninety.

There's something within contemporary culture which is far more faux masculine than it was when men were really men.

When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited.

I've finally figured out what's wrong with photography. It's a one-eyed man looking through a little 'ole. Now, how much reality can there be in that?