Quotes About Perception

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...]

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'm really him.' She screamed, 'Mom! Dad! It's Heath Ledger!

If you're reading something from a Nobel Prize-winning physicist next to some guy in his underwear writing in his basement, or his mom's basement, on text, it looks like it's equally plausible.

My step-mom would tell me that she would get complaints from adults that I stared too much at them.

I think there's a danger of a being typecast as the all-American mom forever.

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on 'The Golden Girls.' They age you so fast.

My mom used to tell me: It's not what you weigh; it's what you look like.

My mom was the breadwinner in my family. I always thought, That's how it is. I never thought that was the exception.

I played the mom in Spy Kids when I was, like, 27. So it was ridiculous. But [Robert Rodriguez] was like, "You know what? If we do our job right, no one will question it." And nobody did.

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.

Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't hear me.

A moment was not a single moment at all, but rather an infinite number of different moments, depending on who was seeing things and how.

My mom was scared of the old Times Square so I was never allowed to go. Now I'm scared of the new Times Square, so I still never go.

My mom used to say, "You cannot experience what you cannot imagine ... yet you always experience what you do imagine.

I'm in a no-win situation. If I have my kids in the show, I'm exploiting them. If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands-on mom.

Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.

Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Every single moment of reality instantly turns into memories; reality can not be caught; we can only catch memories.

I grew up missing my mom while she was right in front of me.

Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom.

I think it's way harder when you have success, 'cause people tend to not treat you the same or look at you the same because they see the success or the money you make.