Quotes About Perception

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces

To find a friend one must close one eye; To keep him, two

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it.

A true friend can see your tears pouring, while others believe the smile you're faking.

I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.

My friends don't understand what I see in him. They all wonder why. They don't understand that he can make me smile even when it's the worst day of my life. They just don't get him or me, but him & I always understood each other. My friends just don't understand why I love him the way I do. I'll probably never know myself.

You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I suffer from 'Girlnextdooritis' where the guy is friends with you and that's it.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'. So I'll say it again, but once again he doesn't hear me, so he says 'What?'. But really it's just some insignificant sh*t that I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, 'That tree is far away.'

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

It's extremely seldom that anybody wants me to change what I've written about them. Generally I portray them in a good light, if they're friends.

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on Friends is.

I learned you can't trust the judgment of good friends.

Marilyn and I were rumored to be an item. We were friends. Nothing more. Marilyn was one of the sweetest creatures that ever lived.

You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

I am friends with Demi. Don't believe anything you read.

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.