Quotes About Perception

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

I was often getting hired to play sociopaths and psychopaths and stuff, which is really funny.

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel.

Folks always look good in their coffins.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.

The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them.

I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

It was because a great-looking man with no apparent mental defects found her attractive. Imagine feeling so buoyant over something so juvenile.

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.