Quotes About Perception

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you're a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—

The more you exaggerate, the more you will look funny!

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

Your mail could've waited." Daemon followed me into the kitchen. "What is it? Just books?"Grabbing the OJ from the fridge, I sighed. People who didn't heart books didn't understand.

What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside him again."Halos, " I said with a grin. "For heavenly creatures like us.""That might be a stretch.

Not one word, " Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding.

And you look beautiful, " she added."I look like a cake.""But a beautiful cake.

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps.

Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month?

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen, " Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.

Dave walked closer to me, his dark eyes combing my every move. "Do you always hold your guitar like that?"I dropped my pick. "Do you always shop at Hot Topic?