Quotes About Perception

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

I always play women I would date.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional women.

Among men the barber is cunning; among birds the crow; among beasts the jackal; and among women, the malin (flower girl).

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.

If men swear that they want to harm you when you are asleep, you can go to sleep. If women say so, stay awake.

The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones.

What would women do if they could not cry? What poor, defenseless creatures they would be.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

Men play the game; women know the score.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.