Quotes About Perception
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode. Basically, the key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping on the right kind of grass.
~ Matt Haig
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It was strange, the significance of that moment for me and the insignificance of it for her.
~ Matt Haig
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It can affect people—millionaires, people with good hair, happily married people, people who have just landed a promotion, people who can tap dance and do card tricks and strum a guitar, people who have no noticeable pores, people who exude happiness in their status updates—who seem, from the outside, to have no reason to be miserable.
~ Matt Haig
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The past was just the present that had died and the future would never exist anyway, because by the time we got to it, the future would have turned into the present. The present was all there was. The ever-moving, ever-changing present. And the present was fickle. It could only be caught by letting go.
~ Matt Haig
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Isobel held my hand. The glabrous underportion of her thumb stroked my skin. This unnerved me even more. I wondered why she was touching me. A policeman grips an arm to take you somewhere, but why does a wife stroke your hand? What was the purpose? It wasn't the touch Cosmopolitan had talked about, and it certainly didn't boost my mood. Did it have something to do with love? I stared at the small glistening diamond on her ring.
~ Matt Haig
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O imposibilitate este o posibilitate pe care inca nu ai inteles-o.
~ Matt Haig
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did notice that some of the buildings were larger and—relatively speaking—more ornately designed than others. Temples to the orgasm, I imagined.
~ Matt Haig
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By doing this, apparently they have earned the right to change its name to "beef," which is the monosyllable furthest away from "cow," because the last thing a human wants to think about when eating cow is an actual cow.
~ Matt Haig
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if you speak to yourself people think you are mad but if you write the same things they think you are clever.
~ Matt Haig
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Todo era bonito (y nada dolía).
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not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
~ Matt Haig
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So, you see? Sometimes regrets aren't based on fact at all.
~ Matt Haig
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THE WORLD IS increasingly designed to depress us. Happiness isn't very good for the economy. If we were happy with what we had, why would we need more? How do you sell an antiaging moisturizer? You make someone worry about aging. How do you get people to vote for a political party? You make them worry about immigration. How do you get them to buy insurance? By making them worry about everything. How do you get them to have plastic surgery? By highlighting their physical flaws.
~ Matt Haig
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One of the brighter humans, a German-born theoretical physicist called Albert Einstein, explained relativity to dimmer members of his species by telling them, "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
~ Matt Haig
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Had we been through some trauma we didn't know about? Was the noise and speed of modern life the trauma for our caveman brains? Was I that soft? Or was life a kind of war most people didn't see?
~ Matt Haig
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in California, the only way to look like you are getting older is to look like you are getting younger. If you could move your forehead over the age of forty then people become very suspicious.
~ Matt Haig
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a monster who meets a miracle would see a monster'.
~ Matt Haig
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You have no control over who people think you are. So don't worry.
~ Matt Haig
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California, the only way to look like you are getting older is to look like you are getting younger. If you can move your forehead over the age of forty then people become very suspicious.
~ Matt Haig
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So what, you have a label? "Depressive." Everyone would have a label if they asked the right professional.
~ Matt Haig
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That the prison wasn't the place, but the perspective
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don't think of me as a sexy vampire
~ Matt Haig
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People only see the truth if it is close enough to their reality.
~ Matt Haig
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A male human's testicles were the most attractive thing about him, I realized, and vastly unappreciated by humans themselves, who would very often rather look at almost anything else, including smiling faces.
~ Matt Haig
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