Quotes About Perception

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

vous savez, un doute fait plus de mal qu'une déception.

All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own.

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what world calls a romance

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly deceived.

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!