Quotes About Perception

L.A. is like an oil rig. It's not pretty. It's awful. The air is bad, the view is bad, the people are bad.

I read our emails every day and I know there are people out there who think I'm awful.

Someone who didn't do comedy might think it was awful to have someone talking about you. But I just love the attention, even if I'm not there.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

I didn't like Iggy, I was pretty open with that. She was awful to me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

It is awkward to see a director on the screen.

It's very awkward to watch yourself on TV because I hate the sound of my voice. It's those moments where you're like, 'I do that?'

I'm just a bit awkward, but people think I'm rude.

I think I have a certain awkwardness, and I don't know how that works on screen.

For black people, being around white people is sometimes like taking care of babies you don't like.

Of course everyone says they hate baby talk, but mine was not annoying.

When I was a bachelor with a different girl on my arm every week, people didn't think I was quite legitimate.

Republican politics can sometimes feel like you're walking into, you know, an Elks Club or bachelor party.

I didn't aspire to be on 'The Bachelor.' I didn't watch the show. I thought it was for losers truly.

All that we are not stares back at what we are.

What's great about comedy, obviously, is that you set up a situation that people assume one thing and then you break the assumption. That's basically the backbone to comedy. You set up a situation, let people make an assumption, and then you break the assumption.

Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.

For some people of color, for some people with conservative or religious backgrounds, you know, we're constantly sort of looking over our shoulder.

I never had any backlash from the model-turned-actor thing.

I just knew: first-time female on ESPN, there's going to be some backlash, like any change. There's always going to be resistance. There are going to be people that hear a female voice or see a female figure and are completely against it.

There are a lot of running backs who see the first level, the D-linemen, and they can't really see the second level.

I don't think running backs have ever been under-valued.