Quotes About Perception

What I say is, 'If you're so rich, how come you're so dumb?'

The mullet has made a comeback, of sorts, and it looks great on young people. But I think if I was walking round with a mullet 25 years later I'd just look like a bloke who's stuck in the 80s.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

I feel like I've always thought of myself as a comedian.

I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.

I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.

People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor who does comedy. But who wants to do other things as well.

You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.

Once people enjoy what I do, I don't mind if they call me a magician or an illusionist or a hypnotist, entertainer, comedian, whatever people want to call me. I'm comfortable with all of the above, so I don't really mind at all what people want to call me.

Gilbert Gottfried, I think, is just the most underappreciated comedian in the world. I think that he doesn't get enough credit for how funny he is.

I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian.

People tend to feel that if you're a comedian, you can't act.

I don't really consider myself an actor, and I don't know if I'm a comedian.

If I am known as a comedian or I get to be known as one, it is because of one of two reasons - either you have not tried or you have accepted it.

I love comedy but I am Rajpal Yadav. I am not a comedian.

The tags in this business don't leave you... When I was a VJ, they called me VJ-turned-actor, then I turned into a comedian, and now I am a serious actor.

I would loved to be called an actor, and not comedian.

One thing I hate in ethnic comedy is giving the audience the opportunity to laugh in a racist way at a thing. A lot of times dwarf comedians will do that, Arab comics, and gay comics will do it; everyone is laughing, but they're not laughing at the joke, they're laughing at this crazy character.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway.'

I read in the 'Daily Mail' that I'm one of these 'foul-mouthed comedians.' But I'm much cleaner than the people they like. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than to think that a 70-year-old - particularly someone like Alan Bennett - would like it, because they've seen a lot of stuff.

Comedians are not well people. Well people are not drawn to creating.