Quotes About Police
My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
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I think one of the big problems we have got - and police tell me this - is most police don't know how to deal with mental health problems. And so we need better mental health response.
~ Hillary Clinton
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Mental health is one of the biggest concerns, because now police are having to handle a lot of really difficult mental health problems on the street.
~ Hillary Clinton
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In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police in reducing crime and drugs and improving public safety.
~ Jim Ramstad
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For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.
~ James Brady
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I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.
~ Leslie Nielsen
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Obedience simulates subordination as fear of the police simulates honesty.
~ George Bernard Shaw
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The efforts of Black Lives Matter to bring attention to the all-too-frequent instances of unjustified violence being used by policemen may not be paying off as quickly as some might hope.
~ Viggo Mortensen
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
~ Ed McBain
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Harton thought that if one squeezed humanity through a wine press, its essence would flow out as drops of policemen.
~ Georges Limbour
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A realistic recognition of the human condition is that it is corrupt beyond belief. What do you suppose would happen if the police all took a week off?
~ Frederick Lenz
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I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.
~ Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man
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I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
~ Steven Wright
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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
~ Dennis Miller
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
~ Milton Jones
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In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'
~ Robin Williams
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'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
~ Russell Howard
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My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"
~ Henny Youngman
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I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
~ Spike Milligan
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But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
~ Bill Bailey
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"Well-- I don't know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
~ Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird
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...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.""You don't know that.""Yeah, you're right, " Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.
~ Carl Hiaasen, Sick Puppy
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I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, 'Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won't get you.' I love wearing that t-shirt.
~ Suzie Ivy, Bad Luck Officer
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