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Quotes About Police

paramilitary police officers believed the Punjab police were on Bhindranwale's
~ Unknown
Internal Security Act, which gave the police virtually unlimited powers to arrest and detain without trial.
~ Unknown
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
~ George Carlin
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.
~ Doug Stanhope
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
~ Tommy Cooper
Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.
~ Derek Landy, Death Bringer
You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.
~ Seymour Hicks
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
~ Tommy Cooper
Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
~ Unknown
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
~ Ronnie Barker
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
~ Milton Jones
On the morning after the daring theft of a priceless James Ensor painting from the Grand Palais in Paris, I was allowed to leave the Les Halles Police Station after only a few hours of questioning.
~ Unknown
If you let it be known that you are a poet, you will be sent to the police station.
~ Unknown
Even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognised by the police. - Robert Louis Stevenson, 1850-1894 Virginibus Puerisque The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge. - Ezekiel, 18:2 The Bible
~ Martina Cole
You seem to have quite a taste for discussing these horrible subjects," she said, rather scornfully; "you ought to have been a detective police officer." "I sometimes think I should have been a good one." "Why?" "Because I am patient.
~ Mary Elizabeth Braddon
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe
~ Mary Frances Berry
the real reason he'd keep running into monsters was because he was black, and when you're black in America, there's always a monster. Sometimes it's Lovecraftian Elder Gods; sometimes it's the police, or the Klan, or the Registrar of Voters.
~ Unknown
But the steep drop in violent crime presented police with a problem. If making arrests is the only way to advance in your career, but crime is dropping, what do you do? Furthermore, what to do if the only way to make a living wage is to rack up as much overtime as possible?
~ Matt Taibbi
But in more than a few cases, you can draw a straight line from a cop being laid off or a union worker having his or her pension slashed back to the week of 2008 when a handful of Lehman executives took a payoff to mark down their own inventory.
~ Matt Taibbi
This formidable officine dates from Peter the Great, who formed it in 1697...its historic origins must, however, be looked for much earlier; one finds them in the byzantine traditions and in the operations of the Tartar domination...espionage, delation, torture, and secret executions were the normal and regulating instruments of the |||||||| police.
~ Unknown
I recognise Santangelo's dad, who saves police brutality for when he gets to his son.
~ Melina Marchetta
Aghast, Yasmeen gaped at her before looking to the duke. "It's worse than I thought. Not just the Horde, not just the police- you're keeping company with someone who has principles.
~ Meljean Brook
Phoo," Zoltan said to me. "Legal system. Police. All playground stuff humans invented to amuse themselves. It's got nothing to do with real power.
~ Unknown
In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes
~ Michael Buckley