Quotes About Inebriated

You were never really drunk." "On the contrary - in order to learn how to pretend to be inebriated, one must become inebriated at least once, as a reference point. Six-Fingered Nigel had been at the mulled cider-" "You can't mean there's truly a Six-Fingered Nigel?

I'm not talking to anyone, I'm delivering a monologue. It's the inebriated man's prerogative.

An inebriated elderly gentleman in the last depths of shabbiness... played the calm and virtuous old men.

I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink.

Je suis ivre d'avoir bu tout l'univers.

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

It's amazing when you get to a certain age, and you talk about sleep in the same way you spoke about getting inebriated... I got eight hours last night. It was fantastic!

I know what it's like to be high.

He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.