Quotes About Pigs

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn't thinking about the sexual implications - I was 11.

Why, oh why, must we always go through pigs to get our truffles?

He's gone down to the farm. Looking at pigs and things always soothes him if he's been upset.

McDonald's says it's phasing out pig gestation crates. When I heard that news, I almost started crying.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

I grew up on a pig farm, about 2,500 pigs - we had way more pigs than people.

I love pigs. I think they're very cute. I really want a pet pig, but those micro pigs, they don't stay micro.

Men from my generation are chauvinist pigs!

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.

Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.

I grew up taking care of the pigs. I love this country that, you know, somebody can do something like that.

I've always loved pigs: the shape of them, the look of them, and the fact that they are so intelligent.

Animals are not cute. They are disturbing. Pigs do eat their young. Actually, I hate pigs. I just happen to have some who are friends of mine.

It's very expensive to maintain pure breed pigs. But I am an animal lover, so it wasn't a problem for me.

Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.

The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things . . . of sailing ships and sealing-wax, And whether pigs have wings.

Molecular genetic evidence (see Chapter 10 for the nature of this kind of evidence) shows that the closest living cousins of whales are hippos, then pigs, then ruminants. Even more surprisingly, the molecular evidence shows that hippos are more closely related to whales than they are to the cloven-hoofed animals

Jesus was a loyal Jew. It was Paul who invented the idea of taking the Jewish God to the Gentiles. Hartung puts it more bluntly than I dare: 'Jesus would have turned over in his grave if he had known that Paul would be taking his plan to the pigs.' Hartung

they reminded me of the biggest liar I ever knew personally. Was a farmer, too. Reputation of pretty good farmer at that, but he lied so he had to hire another man to call his pigs.

Stupid speaks loudly; he makes noise like pigs! Wise man speaks calmly; he makes sound like quiet lakes!

Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend.

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.