Quotes About Leek

By this leek, I will most horribly revenge. I eat and eat, I swear.

You're drunk. That's right I am. I'm fifty-three and I'm as wild as a Welshman with a leek up his arse. Fifty-three. Old slag Gail. What right has she to poke her nose into your shining armour? That's what you're thinking isn't it honey?

If you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek!