Quotes About Celebration

No One Diets on Thanksgiving.

Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show!

Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud.

The standard reason for Thanksgiving doesn't mean nothing to me.

I celebrate three holidays: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Telluride.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

The best kind of giving is thanksgiving.

I say we all take the pledge and stay home. Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for what you have, not to save a few dollars to get more.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

I don't really like thanksgiving food, i'm not worried about overeating.

Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project.

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.

Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.

Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

Thanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.

I'm excited about Thanksgiving. It's my favorite holiday. It's the feast of a thousand senses, so just eat, eat, eat, eat.

People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey!

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

Celebrate your journey of life.