Quotes About Celebration

Al Czervik Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE HOLE.

Much of Christmas' beauty is in its sameness. The same traditions. The same meals. The same songs. The same story. Yet each Christmas is a little different.

Laughter is the genuine form of applause.

The sun came over the horizon with an exuberant leap.

The kids had already mangled the fruit plate, but the sashimi- fresh raw tuna- fanned out in cool pink glory next to makizushi sushi rolls. Marinated mochiko chicken still steamed, crispy fresh from the deep fryer, and Grandma's homemade pickled vegetables- takuwan and tsukemono- lay in small dishes next to it. "Oooh, one of the aunties made shrimp tempura." Trish piled hand-battered, deep-fried shrimp on a paper plate.

You could have lit every chandelier tonight with your smiles.

Bill then addressed the room: "I have a little experience with this. I say, you know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted.

You can't rely on Bill Murray to throw the party for you: Get the party started, and maybe Bill Murray will show up.

The last time somebody was cremated, his ashes were sprinkled from a crop duster. We all ran for cover. We liked him fine, but we didn't want him all over our good clothes.

L'chaim!': To life!

Then the musical instruments appeared. Dad's snare drum from the house, Henry's guitar from his car, Adam's spare guitar from my room. Everyone was jamming together, singing songs: Dad's songs, Adam's songs, old Clash songs, old Wipers songs. Teddy was dancing around, the blond of his hair reflecting the golden flames. I remember watching it all and getting that tickling in my chest and thinking to myself: This is what happiness feels like.

We'll make it a blowout like in the olden days." "When dinosaurs roamed the earth?" Teddy asked. "Exactly," Dad said. "When dinosaurs roamed the earth and your mom and I were young.

The more the merrier," Mom said. "We'll make it a blowout like in the olden days." "When dinosaurs roamed the earth?" Teddy asked. "Exactly," Dad said. "When dinosaurs roamed the earth and your mom and I were young.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY" PREPARE FOR LANDING, TRACK 4 Another day, another year To light the candles, without you here

They were married by a lesbian justice of the peace while their friends played a guitar-feedback-heavy version of the "Wedding March." The bride wore a white-fringed flapper dress and black spiked boots. The groom wore leather.

Do you, Maddison Louise Springer, take this man as your hunka hunka burning love, to hold tight and be true until you both go to that big 'ol heartbreak hotel in the sky?" Elvis asked me.

but unless I wanted my mom's neighbor's second cousin's milkman attending my special day, it looked like an afternoon with The List was in order.

Ramirez and I wanted to spend our first Christmas Eve together with just a nice, romantic, quiet evening at home." "I never promised to be quiet,

I put the fun in funeral.

I think everyone, once in his life, should be given a ticker-tape parade. The

Yo, strong ups to Big Daddy Tapper for frontin' the bill on dem wingz.

I's all, "FIDDY K IN DA HIZZZZ-OUSE! I'M'A HAMMER DOWN ON DAT!" Dem free tix wuz BEAST, yo.

The Circus Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing on Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.