Quotes About Celebration

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

The world, in truth, is a wedding.

I'm Southern. I like big hair and eyeliner. I want my wedding day to be me, so I'll probably be rocking some big hair and some eyeliner.

I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can't help but think, You just haven't taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!

What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.

When we arrive at eternity's shore Where death is just a memory and tears are no more We'll enter in as the wedding bells ring Your bride will come together and we'll sing, 'You're beautiful'

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play Candle in the Wind non-stop.

A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

Every wedding must be an occasion of joy that human beings can do such great things, that they have been given such immense freedom and power to take the helm in their life's journey.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

I would like to have a big white wedding and eventually have a family.