Quotes About Celebration

There was nothing wrong with having a good time as long as she didn't have to have one herself.

Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer team, of course, returned home to their houses here in Los Angeles.

I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet.

Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, "Man Gets Married!"

It's a fair wind that blew men to ale.

Fill the cup, and fill the can: Have a rouse before the morn: Every moment dies a man, Every moment one is born.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.

When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.

Let us be happy too when we see a happy man, because happiness is a candle light in this dark universe!

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

Wine is only sweet to happy men.

We still talk about [school band]. Almost 40 years later. It's like people are talking about, "Man we need to have a morning band reunion".

Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.

You cannot imagine the wild enthusiasm that these two men created in Vienna. Newspapers went into raptures over each new waltz, and innumerable articles appeared about Lanner and Strauss.

Try to enjoy the great festival of life with other men!

Men should be bewailed at their birth, and not at their death.

Happy Memorial Day! Thank you to all our service men and women past and present. You are not forgotten!

Christmas is a poor excuse every 25th of December to pick a man's pockets.

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.

Venerable men! you have come down to us from a former generation. Heaven has bounteously lengthened out your lives, that you might behold this joyous day.