Quotes About Celebration

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

Rocket ships are exciting but so are roses on a birthday.

Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.

On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.

My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.

There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.

There should be a stated day for commemorating the birthday of our Savior, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.

It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend.

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

Every birthday, you decide whether to mark it the end of your greatest days or the beginning of your finest hour.

So have a day of pleasure Do things that make you smile For .............. you are treasured Today and all the while.

Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!

A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday! So Enjoy Your Special Day!

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.