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Quotes About Celebration

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
~ Andy Borowitz
Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?
~ Chris Jericho
Happy Day After Christmas, Merry Rest of the Year, even when Christmas is over, The Light of the World is Still Here!
~ Matthew West
Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.
~ Gladys Taber
When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas.'
~ Paul Merson
When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
~ Lewis Black
There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.
~ Charles Dickens
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
~ Benny Hill
The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
~ Helen Keller
Although it's been said many times, many ways...Merry Christmas to you!
~ Nat King Cole
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
~ Milton Berle
'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.
~ Harry Connick, Jr.
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.
~ Joan Winmill Brown
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
~ Gene Autry
He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.
~ Joe Garagiola
Christmas hath a beauty ... lovelier than the world can show.
~ Christina Rossetti
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
~ Andy Rooney
What about putting Christ back into Christmas? It is simply not necessary. Christ has never left Christmas.
~ R. C. Sproul
I go to my parents' over Christmas. I definitely do, but I don't see it as a Christmas because during Christmas there was also a Viking holiday. So I just to choose to see it as that!
~ Unknown
The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!
~ Dr. Seuss
Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing.
~ Grace Noll Crowell
Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
~ Daniel Tosh
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.
~ Phillips Brooks
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay.
~ The Notorious B.I.G.