Quotes About Celebration

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, its silly.

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You

Ah, that's just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening.

I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet.

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.

...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard comment).

Someone asked me when is my birthday?The poet inside me replied, "My birthday is on the last day of the year, It's 31st December my dear!

Our flesh is a gift of laughter.

No idea how you figured out the riddle, but you scooped the first prize. Congratulations. You've just won a vacation to a big, relaxing place called a grave.

Abbey relaxed, grateful not only that someone had thought to throw a party for her, but that she had been able to escape attending.

I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four

What do you think of Christmas?""I like it, " she said. "I think we should have it every year.