Quotes About Money

Hey Lucia, Pay up, suckah, Emma got dental with some dude.

I've got a fortune in gold. Ah, was that a flicker in your eye? Do you like me better now that you know I'm rich?" He curled his finger under her chin. "Because I'm all right with that.

Stealing money from humans is rewarding both financially and spiritually.

Shaylin s?kk?n bir tav?rla ellerini havaya kald?rd?. ''Tanr?ça aÅŸk?na, seni kurtlar m? büyüttü?'' ''Say?l?r,'' dedi Afrodit. ''Ama paralar? vard?.

You may have noticed that if one has money without brains, he cannot use it to advantage; but if one has brains without money, they will enable him to live comfortably to the end of his days.

For I consider brains far superior to money, in every way. You may have noticed that if one has money without brains, he cannot use it to advantage; but if one has brains without money, they will enable him to live comfortably to the end of his days.

It wouldn't matter, remarked the educated Woggle-Bug. he can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.

In money matters no relationship counts; money hardens all hearts.

If the relationship between you and your money is harmonious, regardless of how much you have, your financial transactions will be harmonious as well.

Morality is a matter of money. Poor people cannot afford to have morals. So they have religion.

Being broke is against my religion.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion ?

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

I respect humanity. That's my religion. I can't stand these religions that are really businesses. So much money everywhere that's going to buy a really nice house in heaven - or what? I don't get it.

I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is.

If you want to make a little money, write a book. If you want to make a lot of money, create a religion.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

Evangelical Christians are not sincere. It is all about making money.

churches, like all the rest of our major institutions, are rooted in capitalism. For a church to attack capitalism is to 'bite the hand that feeds it.

For my money, I'll bet on reason and humanistic kindness. Even if I am wrong I will have enjoyed my life, the existence of which is under little dispute.