Quotes About Money

People who have money to spend are always okay with splitting the bill. People who don't can't think that way - they've consciously ordered less.

I don't spoil myself on extravagant cars or spending money on jewelry. So I save a lot of the money I have.

I never really learned the value of money. My father didn't spoil me, but I think my grandparents did.

American democracy is spoiled by people buying everything in sight and then selling and buying everything in sight, including our politicians.

I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.

Sometimes I regret that I don't have a bit more fun with money. I should have spoilt myself a bit more. Life isn't going to last for ever.

Balancing around the holidays is something I've been doing for years. I saved a lot of money by not going home for Christmas, that's for sure. But I still spoke with all my family and connected with everyone.

Everybody speaks about City having lots of money, but it is not about that. It is about ambition, and I have spoken to Coach Mancini, and he told me, 'This is the best club for you.'

I never dreamed I'd be a spokesman for anything. But Pac Bell just asked me. The money was OK; the scripts were fun because I had to do in 30 seconds what it takes a whole feature to do and because the dysfunctional family of agents, managers and lawyers who represent me said it was cool.

I'm the spokesman for ADT, and ADT, brother, pays better than most actors make on film.

I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

Many marriage tragedies are caused, not by lack of money, but rather by the mismanagement of it.

We split up over religious differences - she worshiped money . . . and I didn't have any.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.

If thee marries for money thee surely will earn it.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

A newspaper man wrote an article that I had 300 million dollars, well, I wish I had a million dollars

Most men I know, pissed away their fortunes. I'm the only one I know, that made a fortune pissin'

I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have that kinda money to put out.

Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back.

If economists were good at business, they would be rich men instead of advisers to rich men.

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.