Quotes About Money

I hate meeting new people even new clients who intend to give me money. I try to be pleasant but I'm not very good at it. The best I can usually pull off is 'professional if somewhat chilly.' It's not ideal no. But it beats 'awkward and bitchy.

Down the street and around the block was a spot called Mean Bean. It advertised gourmet coffee drinks and pay-to-play WiFi, plus printing services at a quarter a page. A quarter a page? Jesus. For that kind of money I could buy my own printer and throw it away when I was finished.

I probably wouldn't have been fearless enough to go on such a trip with so little money if I hadn't grown up without it.

What I know for sure is that freaking out about your student loan debt is useless. You'll be okay. It's only money. And it was money well spent.

The extravagant expenditure of public money is an evil not to be measured by the value of that money to the people who are taxed for it.

Judas. It's none of your business how other people spend their money. Mary bought this expensive nard as an expression of her love. That love will be remembered for thousands of years.

Judas. It's none of your business how other people spend their money.

Lakshmi is wealth accumulated through honest and fair means. Money can be stolen as well, but Lakshmi brings peace and happiness to the person who earns it.

as with money in your wallet the world gives you some respect and lets you breathe.

Beyond a point, people want money to buy respect,' she would tell me when I was a kid. 'Respect, however, can't be bought. You have to earn it.

Did you ever notice: when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

...without frugality none can be rich, and with it very few would be poor.

The Art of getting Riches consists very much in Thrift. All Men are not equally qualified for getting Money, but it is in the Power of every one alike to practise this Virtue.

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.

And that conviction will, I dare say, be backed up by the greatest torrent of money ever poured out to influence an American election — poured out by the men who fear nothing so much as change and who want everything to stay as it is — only more so. This idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal — that you can gather votes like box-tops — is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.

Get your money when the patient is in pain.

Did you know there's now a coin shortage? Yes, America is literally out of common cents.

DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is.

I love art dealers. In some ways, they're my favorite people in the art world. Really. I love that they put their money where their taste is, create their own aesthetic universes, support artists, employ people, and do all of this while letting us see art for free. Many are visionaries.

"I love art dealers. In some ways, they're my favourite people in the art world. Really. I love that they put their money where their taste is, create their aesthetic universes, support artists, employ people, and do all of this while letting us see art for free. Many are visionaries."

Those who said they would do so only in return for a greased palm, got a little money.