Quotes About Money

Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.

As Calcutta smells of death and Bombay of Money, Bangkok smells of sex, but this sexual aroma is mingled with the sharper whiffs of sex and money

You see, the way my bank account is set up...

MONEY will bring you the GIRLS YOU WANT...but STRUGGLES will give you the WOMAN YOU NEED.

If my primary purpose here at Indiana is to go out and win ballgames, I can probably do that as well as anybody can. I would just cheat, get some money from alot of people around Indianapolis who want to run the operation that way, and just go out and get the best basketball players I can. Then we'd beat everybody.

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul.

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.