Quotes About Teeth
I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm off-white. It's a new race; we will prevail!
~ Mitch Hedberg
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The Devil fears the word of God, He can't bite it; it breaks his teeth.
~ Martin Luther
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
~ Bill Cosby
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I never thought the brightest smile would come from a mouth without teeth.
~ Iván Zapién
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Silly me, thinking you actually had potential. I thought, Finally, she's realized she's a vampire. Now we're getting somewhere. But now you're just a big fluffy bunny with sharp teeth.
~ Julie Kagawa, The Forever Song
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He glared at Mr. Diddley's yellow-toothed smile, and thought how he'd like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it.
~ Justin Swapp, The Magic Shop
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
~ Carol Burnett
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In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.
~ Garrison Keillor
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Do not wander in the deeps, Where the Shriker's shadow creeps. When he rises from beneath, Beware the Sharpness of his teeth.
~ Janet Lee Carey
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May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmother's teeth. Irish proverb
~ Janice Thompson
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An elderly man called Keith Mislaid his set of false teeth— They'd been laid on a chair, He'd forgot they were there, Sat down, and was bitten beneath. Irish limerick
~ Janice Thompson
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If the Holy Communion touched my teeth, I thought that was a mortal sin
~ Edna O'Brien
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There was a young woman whose stammer Was atrocious, and so was her grammar, But they were not improved When her husband was moved To knock out her teeth with a hammer.
~ Edward Gorey
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Washington resorted to this procedure during the 1780s, with the healthy teeth coming from his slaves, who received thirteen shillings per tooth, or about one-third of what Le Moyer typically paid on the free market.
~ Edward J. Larson
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It wasn't bad but he could never make a life of eating the things—God had given him a head full of good teeth, but not a one of them was sweet.
~ Edward P. Jones
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Labios plegados sobre dientes felices.
~ Alejandra Pizarnik
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Shiny teeth were footnote to her smile.
~ Aleksandar Hemon
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Before he got to the end of the alley, she called after him, "And don't sneak up on me. I wouldn't want to mistake you for one of the bad guys." His teeth gleamed in the darkness as he grinned at her. "If you promise to kiss where it hurts, I might just let you shoot me.
~ Alexis Morgan
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Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.
~ Jesse Ventura
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Avedon wouldn't let me put wax between my teeth like I usually did.
~ Lauren Hutton
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With my teeth I have seized life Upon the knife of my youth. With my lips today, With my lips alone...
~ Rene Char
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Probably my conception of a widow was formed in my early boyhood in Ohio, from a character called Widow Rowley, who lived across the street. I have known others since, but the conception has not been entirely obliterated, so there is always an element of shock when I meet a female who has been labeled widow and I find that she has some teeth, does not constantly mutter to herself, and can walk without a cane.
~ Rex Stout
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My eyes are brown. So are my teeth. Just kidding about the teeth.
~ Richard Laymon
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Nico grit his teeth. "Demigod blood. The blood of Olympus.
~ Rick Riordan
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