Quotes About Whiskey

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.

Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting?

I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

He had the raw, rough voice of one who had marinated his larynx in whiskey and slow-cooked it in years of cigarette smoke.

A BOILERMAKER KILLS GERMS DEAD. Where'd you get that idea? BOOK. WHAT'S BOILERMAKER? Travis said, A shot of whiskey dropped into a glass of beer. Einstein considered that for a moment. KILL GERMS BUT BECOME ALCOHOLIC. Travis laughed and ruffled Einstein's coat. You're a regular comedian, fur face. MAYBE I SHOULD PLAY VEGAS.

She told him that he had the most beautiful voice she'd ever heard, that it sounded like whiskey and wood smoke.

Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rarther pious.

Bushmills was supposedly the whiskey favored by Protestants, while Jameson's was the Catholics' choice.

This is being written in another seaside cottage on another coast. Gin and whiskey have bitten rings in the table where I sit.

Drugs, cataplasms, and whiskey are stupid substitutes for the dignity and potency of divine mind and its efficacy to heal.

There was a grand piano, too, and Charles was playing, a glass of whiskey on the seat beside him. He was a little drunk; the Chopin was slurred and fluid, the notes melting sleepily into one another. A breeze stirred the heavy, moth-eaten velvet curtains, ruffling his hair.

What I need is a whiskey and soda to settle those cocktails." "I'll watch you. I'm a working man. I must be able to tell between the news that's fit and the news that's not fit. . . . God I dont want to start talking about that. It's all so criminally silly. . . . I'll say that this cocktail sure does knock you for a loop.

I'm going to drink till when I cut myself whiskey runs out. What's the good of blood when you can have whiskey?

There was once a Dixie Mafia, a Redneck Mafia, a Texas Mafia, all similar gangs of thugs. It looks like most of them were long on legend and short on criminal efficiency. Just a bunch of Bubbas who liked to sell whiskey and break legs.

Dickel on the rocks.

They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving. It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften the world, they'd kill themselves. (Irish)

How much is whiskey a gallon?" "I don't know," said Hughie. "I never get more than a half pint at a time myself—at one time that is. I figure you get a quart and right away you got friends. But you get a half pint and you can drink it in the lot before— well before you got a lot of folks around.

Fear can be headier than whiskey once man has acquired a taste for it.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.