Quotes About Justice

I should have no compassion on these witches; I should burn them all.

The law often permits what honor prohibits.

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

My father was a small claims court jester.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna

Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.

My cat has been Petrified.I want to see some punishment!

If someone breaks your best friend's heart, you should break their face

You have 62 people worth the amount the bottom three and a half billion people are worth. Sixty-two people! You could put them all in one bloody bus… then crash it!

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.

Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That's what I'm here for.

Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn't get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him.

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs.

If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board

Yes, " he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

But...he's a demon. Isn't that sort of the main category of Things to Smite?

Do you know what I think?" Marcone said."You think we should shoot Nicodemus in the back at the first opportunity and let Michael dismember him.""Yes."I drew my gun. "Okay.

if lying would be a crime, we would all be in jail right now

Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.